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Dec 31, 2019

We’re finally free from our Star Wars indentured servitude as the first season of The Mandalorian comes to an end. Joey makes Jose and Marisa cry, Marisa grosses out the boys, Mark prays for a bidet for Joey and Jose - our resident sword guy - expounds on some lightsaber science.


Dec 28, 2019

We’re back and feeling unsafe in our kinks with Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. Listen close as Joey’s nose makes odd sounds, as Jose calls for the assassination of Chewbacca, as Marisa gets passionate about space horses and as Mark deems the cavern holes weak.


Dec 20, 2019

We’re tackling episodes 5 and 6 of The Mandalorian this week. Jose and Joey attack. Mark defends. Marisa is MIA on the desert planet Tatooine underneath her pile of blankets.


Dec 10, 2019

This week, it’s all dudes while Marisa’s off hunting Baby Yoda in a pile of blankets. We’re going all in against Baby Yoda, Mando’s weird body and overacting backwater cantina waitresses. Sip your space broth, choke down your weird blue fish and join us on our galactic quest of mediocrity.


Dec 3, 2019

Grab your hair eggs, your snack frogs and your God-made Rapture rifle, and join us as we cover the first two episodes of the Disney+ original Star Wars series The Mandalorian. We answer your most burning Star Wars questions: Did Yoda have a big dripping hog? Did he knock up a lady version of himself to give birth to...