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Completely Seriously

Oct 31, 2018

Michael Myers walked and stabbed his way into our hearts, throats and spinal chords 40 years ago, and he’s back to finish the job. For our final fright, we sit down with Courtney and Zara to get completely seriously about the murderous benefits of jogging, ventricular penetration and trap house management.


Oct 30, 2018

Carla Gugino give us strength as we finish the addictive second half of the season. Netflix’s “Haunting of Hill House” caps its first season with even more delicious spooks and scares and family based hot goss.


Oct 23, 2018

This week we’re covering the first five episodes of the new Netflix show The Haunting of Hill House. This is the fourth installment of our fright month and the second installment of our Carla Gugino fan club. Ghosts, family problems, mortuary politics, we cover it all.


Oct 16, 2018

Contrary to popular belief, Nick Cage’s latest is not the heart wrenching story behind Barry Manilow’s “Mandy.” But it does have a sad lumberjack, folk music cultists, a heavy metal artist, and demon meth bikers. Add all that together, and you get a Completely Seriously movie.


Oct 9, 2018

Terrifier is a tale as old as time: dirty clown boy meets drunk Halloween revelers. Drunk Halloween reveler grinds on him. Dirty clown boy kills a bunch of people. In the loosest of terms, this movie will go down as a classic.